VENTURE OS v2.4.1 · KERNEL: OPPORTUNISTIC · ARCH: x86_HUSTLE
[ SOUND ENABLED · CLICK TO BEGIN ]
🔇 MUTED
ELECTRIC MONKEY VENTURE OS v2.4.1
Copyright (C) 2008–2024 ElectricMonkey Corp. All rights reserved.
MEMORY TEST: 0 / 65,536 MB  |  ADDR: 0x00000000
ENTITY IDENTIFICATION PROTOCOL v2.4

    
◈ INITIALIZING PATTERN RECOGNITION MODULE v9.1 ◈
loading...
LOADING CONVICTION ENGINE...
◈ DECRYPTING IDENTITY  ·  RSA-4096  ·  0%
████████████████
████████████████
initializing brute force...
ELECTRIC MONKEY
VENTURE OS
ACCESS GRANTED
WELCOME BACK, STRANGER
SESSION KEY: 0xEM2024DEADBEEF  |  CLEARANCE: FOUNDER  |  CONVICTION: MAX
[ CLICK TO SKIP ]
 ███████╗██╗     ███████╗ ██████╗████████╗██████╗ ██╗ ██████╗
 ██╔════╝██║     ██╔════╝██╔════╝╚══██╔══╝██╔══██╗██║██╔════╝
 █████╗  ██║     █████╗  ██║        ██║   ██████╔╝██║██║
 ██╔══╝  ██║     ██╔══╝  ██║        ██║   ██╔══██╗██║██║
 ███████╗███████╗███████╗╚██████╗   ██║   ██║  ██║██║╚██████╗
 ╚══════╝╚══════╝╚══════╝ ╚═════╝   ╚═╝   ╚═╝  ╚═╝╚═╝ ╚═════╝
 ███╗   ███╗ ██████╗ ███╗   ██╗██╗  ██╗███████╗██╗   ██╗
 ████╗ ████║██╔═══██╗████╗  ██║██║ ██╔╝██╔════╝╚██╗ ██╔╝
 ██╔████╔██║██║   ██║██╔██╗ ██║█████╔╝ █████╗   ╚████╔╝
 ██║╚██╔╝██║██║   ██║██║╚██╗██║██╔═██╗ ██╔══╝    ╚██╔╝
 ██║ ╚═╝ ██║╚██████╔╝██║ ╚████║██║  ██╗███████╗   ██║
 ╚═╝     ╚═╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝  ╚═══╝╚═╝  ╚═╝╚══════╝   ╚═╝
KERNEL venture-os 2.4.1-lts
UPTIME calculating...
EXITS 6/15 [40% success rate]
AUM [classified]
CPU 78%
root@electricmonkey:~$ whoami --verbose
uid=0(root) gid=0(root) groups=root,investors,builders,dreamers
Investment & product development firm. Internet-native. Pattern-matching since 2014.
Co-founder: Christian Rasmussen & Cathrine Andersen
linkedin://christian-rasmussen
linkedin://cathrine-andersen
root@electricmonkey:~/portfolio$ ls -lah --color=always --sort=status
total 14 ventures | drwxr-xr-x founders electricmonkey
drwxr-xr-x ACQD —— Roger EXIT → CorpayOne
drwxr-xr-x ACQD —— Assemblage EXIT → Cisco
drwxr-xr-x ACQD —— Worksphere EXIT → Envoy
drwxr-xr-x ACQD —— AssemblyAI EXIT → [REDACTED]
drwxr-xr-x ACQD —— Be My Eyes EXIT → [REDACTED]
drwxr-xr-x ACQD —— Shouter EXIT → HandyHand
-rwxr-xr-x active —— Wally and Whiz D2C
-rwxr-xr-x active —— Possible Ventures VC
-rwxr-xr-x active —— RNAV8 Bio BIO
-rwxr-xr-x active —— QVIN BIO
-rwxr-xr-x active —— Houm SOFTWARE
-rwxr-xr-x active —— Digit B2B
-rwxr-xr-x active —— Allinge Badehotel HOSP
-rwxr-xr-x active —— House of Wonder HOSP
-rwxr-xr-x active —— Blanc FINTECH
root@electricmonkey:~$ traceroute --portfolio --visual
[EM-HQ]──────────┬──────────────────┬───────────────────┬──────────────┐
│ │ │ │
[AI/BIO] [D2C/HOSP] [ventures] [software]
│ │ │ │
┌──────────┴───────┐ ┌──────┴──────┐ ┌───────┴──────┐ ┌───┴────┐
AssemblyAI BeMyEyes WallyWhiz Allinge Possible QVIN Shouter Digit
RNAV8Bio HouseOfWonder Houm Blanc
EXITED: Roger──►CorpayOne Assemblage──►Cisco Worksphere──►Envoy
Shouter──►HandyHand AssemblyAI──►[REDACTED] BeMyEyes──►[REDACTED]
root@electricmonkey:~
© 2024 Electric Monkey // All rights reserved // PGP: 0xDEADBEEF CAFEF00D 1337C0DE